The Pants Offensive

hambun: @Mark I think pants slipped you a long island in there. Sneaky little bizzitches.

Mark: Friday, November 27th my Old Navy jeans made me drink too many Captain Cokes, which led to passing out at a bar, puking, and passing out again. Fuck pants!

Abe: pants stole my lunch money.

hambun: Off to work... you've won this round pants, but I shall have my vengeance.

hambun: free yourself from pants' tyranny right now! i have and it's wonderful.

J.J.: I wish I was not wearing any pants right now!

xxx: Pants make me sick

tim: i hate pants so much