The Pants Offensive

If only I lived in NYC, or Chicago, or San Francisco, or… any place with subways, I’d be way cooler because I could participate in the annual no pants subway ride.  Coolest thing ever.  It’s held every year in January.  Perfect weather for sansing the pants and taking a ride.

It is widely known that way more fun can be had without pants.  Here are some examples to inspire you.

A relaxing pantsless afternoon in the sun.

Dancing sans pants is way more fun.

Not wearing pants makes you feel more alive.

Seeing how much fun she's having, he wishes he could take his off.

Lady Gaga understands the dangers of wearing pants.

Lady Gaga has got it all figured out… pants are lame.

She is such a believer in non-pants-wearing that we at The Pants Offensive have championed her as our T.P.O. spokesperson of the month.

Here she shows off how much fun one can have with no pants on.