The Pants Offensive

So I logged into Facebook today, as I do approximately 16 times a day, along with the rest of the herd, and what type of filth do I see being spread? Nudity? No. Constant profanity? No. Well, at least if you don’t count that guy I added at that party last week that I said five words to. I see this!

This tells me there are 5,559 (and counting) individuals that have been brainwashed by the cult that is Facebook and the bully that is Dockers. IT IS NOT TIME TO WEAR THE PANTS! It is time to TAKE THE PANTS OFF! We need to fight the good fight while we still have a chance, so Dockers, this is what I have to say to you, punk!

I refuse to become a fan of yours. SO THERE!