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	<title>The Pants Offensive &#187; Celebrities</title>
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		<title>Turkeys Hate Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gary Busey Hates Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They ruined his career and gave him giant teeth.

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		<title>Jim Halpert Hates Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even Michael Scott could run Dunder Mifflin better than pants.

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		<title>John McCain Hates Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:48:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pants cost McCain the presidency in 2008.

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		<title>Bono Hates Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My new column will feature celebrities who hate pants.  Here&#8217;s the first one&#8230; Bono.

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