The Pants Offensive

I’ve seen a lot of evidence building up lately of pants trying to be other things besides pants. They are doing this to fool us into more widespread acceptance of their devious pants ways, but let me be the first to say, enough is enough!  Pants are and will always be the evil things that they are… pants.  Terrible, terrible pants.  Don’t be fooled into thinking they are anything more than that.  Oh they will try to trick you, but if you have a sharp eye and a keen wit, you can recognize their trickery.

Here are some to look out for: