The Pants Offensive

Ya know, it’s just really really dumb to wear pants in front of a bull.  Because bulls hate pants.  And they are mean.  And they weigh about ten times more than you, can run way faster than you, are 50 times stronger than you, and have big pointy horns.  One of their favorite things to do is try to spear their giant pointy horns right up your ass if you’re wearing pants.  So be careful.  It’s best to just not wear pants.