The Pants Offensive

Pantsless advocates were in a tizzy (or dither, if you prefer) at the announcement that the set for Conan O’Brien’s late night talk show would possibly become a Cooters pantsless bar and restaurant.

Within 60 minutes of the announcement, fans lined the streets outside of the studio, sans pants, and ready to order something warm and tasty and to make history as the first patrons in Cooters history.

Local homeless man Stinky Joe said: “Food? And I don’t gotta wear pants? YEEEEEEEEAH!”

NBC has yet to comment on the plans for the studio, but The Pants Offensive will keep you updated as we contact them (again, sans pants) every hour, on the hour, for more information on this possibly amazing announcement.