The Pants Offensive

It’s the worst when pants drug you by poisoning your beers.  Because beers are so tasty.  And pants are so evil.  This guy fell victim to one such attack.  One minute he was drinking beers and hitting on ugly girls.  The next minute he was taken advantage of by pants.  My only question is what happened to his other arm?  I bet pants took it to give high-fives to their other pants friends about the whole thing.  Stupid pants.  They’re so pompous like that.