The Pants Offensive

You may think this is a scene from The Matrix of a guy dodging an array of bullets matrix-style being shot from a gas station refrigerator case.  But let me tell you the real story of what happened here.

This guy fell asleep on his couch after he came home from work.  While the TV was on, suddenly a screen full of static appeared and caused his pants to become possessed by Zuul and eggs to start cooking on his counter.  While he was still sound asleep, his Zuul-possessed pants walked him down to the local gas station, where it’s been rumored that a portal to Gozer exists behind the Mountain Dew refrigerator.

The photo captures the whole scene.  The dude was never heard from again, and Ray, Venkman, and Egon haven’t even been able to find him.

Yet another danger of wearing pants.  Definitely do not wear pants while watching Ghostbusters.  And be wary of secret Mountain Dew refrigerator portals lurking in your local gas station.