The Pants Offensive

Intense debate amongst developing nations and industrial superpowers came to a screeching halt on Tuesday as Climate Change spokesman Al Gore admitted pants are the cause of global warming.  In a statement by Gore “its simple, you wear pants, you feel warmer thus leading to a perceptively warmer climate”.

“Though the science behind Gore’s “pants warming theory” is debatable…it makes as much sense as his other retarded theories” as quoted in a statement by former Governor Palin.

Immediately following the news, NASA requested 2.3 billion dollars in stimulus money to study the effects of pants on polar bears.