The Pants Offensive

Non-pants-wearers continue to be persecuted by pants-wearers.  In senseless acts of violence across the globe, non-pants-wearers are falling victim to increasing pants-attacks.

Be extremely cautious when approaching pants-wearers.  Keep your guard up constantly and be ever vigilant.  The Pants Offensive will stop at nothing to continue safeguarding and seeking protection for fellow pants-haters.