The Pants Offensive

Upon closer examination of the legendary “grainy photo” of Bigfoot, scientists actually determined that Bigfoot is in fact wearing pants.  There is speculation that his shameful love of pants has driven him into seclusion.

It is unclear how the hominid obtained pants, but, he most likely beat a hiker to death with a rock and simply took his pants….after tea-bagging him.

Being of simple mind it is obvious that Bigfoot has yet to evolve a hatred of pants.