The Pants Offensive

Pants will often wreak havoc around you when you are taking a nap.  Look at this poor woman.  Her pants ate her hamburgers and threw her food all over the place and then blamed her for doing it.  See how moody pants can be?  See how sneaky they are?  Just sitting there looking all innocent like.  It’s best to not wear them when you have food around you.  It’s also best to not wear grungy danky bed slippers out in public, especially when your toes look like evil zombie death.