The Pants Offensive

We have a long way to go, T.P.O. supporters, before we see equal workplace rights for the non-pants-wearing.  Look at this picture below, of how racist these pants are being.  Or should I say “pantsist”.  They are forcing this poor woman to hide in a pile of filing cabinets and forcing her to smoke cigarettes all day.

It is just plain unacceptable behavior.  We at T.P.O. are fighting very hard for equal rights and someday dream we can all walk around in public with no pants, share the same offices, use the same bathrooms, and drink the same water.  We have a dream.  Screw you pants!  Your tyranny will end some day.