Don't you just hate pants?
22
Nov
This man was walking down the street (foolishly wearing pants, mind you), when the pants attacked him.
You just can't trust pants
His first mistake was to trust pants. They can never be trusted. They like to attack you when no one is looking, causing you to fall on your face oftentimes. They are tricky… those pants… because no one ever suspects them. Look, they don’t even flee the scene of attack. Instead they sit there feigning innocence.
You must be very careful when wearing pants. Never turn your back on them and keep a leery eye.
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shannon on 22-11-2009 at 1:40 pm
Once there was an episode of Jimmy Neutron about eveil pants that attacked.
hambun on 22-11-2009 at 8:07 pm
Pants are very evil, and their attacks can hurt very much. Thanks for warning us all of this “Jimmy Neutron” character and his evil pants.